Hello

I haven’t posted any blogs for a while and i thought i’d say hello. My day has been very boring, at one point i even considered shoving shitty needles in my eyes to see what it felt like. I think the most exciting thing i did was make chicken chassuer for tea. Look at me go, don’t you just wish your life was as fun filled as mine. Not got anything to report really. Speak to ya soon x x x x x 

Too Bloody Early!

Well i was rudely awaken this morning by a banging on the door. For those who know me, i am not a nice person in the morning! Its not personal at all, i just like my sleep, even more so after the birth of my little girl. Waking up every three hours for a feed is just not funny!! Well to xplain who was at the door it was Nel. I would say dear friend but in reality he’s probably my best friend. He’s a real character. Well any way my mums boyfriends car broken into the other night, my mum has been panicking about the garage so she has employed Nel’s services (which weren’t really offered, but he won’t mind) to make it more secure. He had to come and measure up and thus the reason for being woken up. Leyla my little girl wasn’t even up because she is getting as lazy as her mum.I don’t mind if she wants to stay in bed, it just means i can too. Perfect, earthy mother types would say that babies need a routine. She has a routine it just doesn’t seem to happen at the same time every day thats all!

Well i’m off out. Speak to ya later! x x x

New Blog!!

Well well it looks like i’ve turned to the dark side! Not only had i just got comfortable with my new blog but everyone left me and moved to wordpress. Well now i’m here and it better be good. The hassle it was for me to get on to this bloody site, but i won’t go into that.

 Well its been an eventful week or so for me. My husbands gone on a course so i’m back in the family nest with my daughter for a fortnight. Its hard cos i miss my husband but i get to see my mates which is a bonus. For instance i caught up with my good friend Katy on Friday night. We went to her local which is definitely “a local pub, for local people”. Its great though the beer is good and the people are surprisingly nice. We reminisced about old times, drank lots of beer, moaned about stuff, played card bingo and basically got wasted. Just what i needed actually, there is only so much conversation you can have with a one year old. Saying that my daughter probably made more sense than me by the end of the night – Tia maria and orange juice catches up with you! I think by 4am is was just a rambling fool and vaguely remember drinking with a 60 year`old grandma in her living room, stroking a dog called Saffy, getting in a bed with 3 minors and chasing a frog? Don’t ask!!

The next day my head felt like a bucket and i knew by that, that i’d had a top night. Ever since i’ve known Katy we always seemed to have top nights out on the piss and always end up doing something completely random at the end of them. I like to think that when i’m old and grey my grandchildren will look up to me and love my seeded stories of debauchery!! I’m gonna love corrupting them.

Saturday night was a bit of a let down for me. It was my husbands brother in laws 40th birthday and lets just say it wasn’t my idea of a Saturday night. Not only was i feeling slightly worse for wear after Friday nights exploits but I was taking my daughter along, i just knew i’d spending most of the night under tables pulling her out by her legs whilst she ran rings around me giggling. Just not what i was in the mood for really. I met up with Katy to. She was invited to the party and was representing her family. Which i think is very sweet of her. I know if my family said they weren’t going i’d have been up for that. The party wasn’t a complete bust, after a few beers i felt more relaxed, which is strange because i was worried i wouldn’t keep it down and i did start to enjoy myself. Leyla didn’t end up killing herself by jumping off the stage and i didn’t end up killing my husband. He can be like an old fart at times which pisses me off. In all honesty if it wasn’t for Katy, cigarettes and beer i think you’d have found me rocking in a corner.

On that note i’m gonna go. I’ve got lots to do. Speak to you soon….