Rain , Rain Go Away!!!

Well lets just say that my last couple of days have been absolute dog poo!! No wdon’t get me wrong a little bit of rain doesn’t hurt anyone but this amount is just ridiculous!! Not only is it depressing but it also means that my social life struggles and that me and Leyla can’t go out and spend money. If i take Leyla out she stays bone dry because she’s got a raincover, i on the other hand come in looking like a drowned rat!! An it would be just my lick to catch the flu days before my holiday. Which may i add is on Friday. We leave in the early hours because we have a 5 hour drive, which i am not looking forward to with a 1 year old! I’m really excited though. Lots of us are going so there is always gonna be something happening and they make the best hols.

Spoke to Clarkie just half an hour ago and he’s fine. Well in fact he’s more than fine. He’s staying at a base in Kandahar at the moment and there are a lot of Americans there. They have Xboxes, Playstations, poker tables, pool tables, a cinema, coke machines. Pizza Hut and Mc D’s. Ita a special requirement they make before they go anywhere!! So he’s being spoilt at the moment. Not for long though because he’s being moved to a place the size of a warehouse and nearly 500 bunks in it. Not a lot of privacy and lots of farts and smelly feet. I do that women also share this warehouse thing and that thay are kept at one end and are surrounded with a sort of fence. An trust me i have already laid the law down there.Ive told him if he so even thinks about trying to get a quick look or even a quick feel i’ll chop his bollocks off. Its bad enough that i know they watch porn 24/7 and that he will be wanking himself silly over the porn stars. I draw a line at real birds!!! Even if he does tell me there ugly it makes no odds because be honest girls we know wht men are like and we know the have no morals when it comes to the crunch!! So anyway thats my rant done and just to recap, clarkie is fine.

Well i’m gonna go now. I think maybe i’ll have a shower or just stand on the backyard with my shampoo and shower gel. See ya!!! x x x x x x

Update

My night out on Thursday was great. I had a mint time. The beer was free the atmosphere was dodgy and the night went well. When i say the atmosphere was dodgy i mean that it was rough. I went to Kimberley and its not the quietest of places. To say its a tiny village with  a few pubs its pretty rough, an i loved it!! Me and Lucy were absolutely wankered. Her dad runs the doors of the only night club therte so we stood at the side of him asking anyone better looking than us for id and basically being bitches. It was great i got rid of a lot of pent up aggression. Russ Is Lucy’s dad and he is just as menatl as us. He just let us get on with it. The reason he invited us was to catch birds doing coke in the toilets so we were like sniffer dogs all night. Up until the point we got hammered that is. We just both had a massive blow out. Got mullered and collapsed into her dads car and taken home. I will definitely being going there again.

Today is Sunday and i didn’t get out of bed until 2.4opm. i was being a bit lazy. Its definitely something i miss, Clarkie would get up with Leyla every weekend and i could sleep in. With my mum its different, she’ll watch Moo when she feels like it so today was a treat. I made the most of it for sure. I had my Sunday dinner and then went to see my cousin Kirsty. Its her birthday today so i went to take her card and present up. She was in a happy mood but that could have been the bottle of Taboo she was maikng her way through. We had some cake and did a bit of gabbing and now i’m at home. I’m ready for a bath i think. I’m gonna get clean and get into bed with Moo. We’ll watch a dvd and pass out for the night.

Night Out

Well today has been miserable. The weather is absolute dog shit and its depressing. I’ve spoken to Clarkie today so that has cheered me up loads. He seems in high spirits so thats reassured me loads.

I’m off out tonight. I can’t remember the last time i went out on a Thursday night and i’m quite looking forward to it. I’m going out with my friend Lucy. Her dad runs the doors on a pub in Kimberley. We’ll get free beer all night so i’m well happy.  I’m getting picked up at 7pm and its nearly 6pm now. Its hard trying to get a bath and do your make up with a 1 year old up your arse. Leyla’s problem is that she doesn’t like to play with toys and occupy herself. She would much rather be putting make up on with you. it does drive you mad. Nevermind though because at 7pm i shall be handing the reins over to my mother and enjoying a baby free night.

Random Post

Well i can’t believe how long its been since i last blogged. Well an update on Leyla spots can tell you that it was just a mother over reacted and it was a change in the wash powder. I can’t say i’m that happy about it. I got chicken pox later on and it wasn’t very nice i still have a few scars from them.

 Anyway my past fortnight has been full of action. I’ve been busy as a bee and mostly shopping for my holiday which is only 3 weeks away. Me and Leyla have had a great time. I’ve found keeping myself busy has helped to stop me from getting down when i miss Clarkie too. Unlike today which has been a total wash out. I’ve just felt drained all day and just haven’t wanted to do anything. Except write to Clarkie and wrap up his Fathers Day parcels which have taken me forever to do. Now don’t get me wrong getting stuff to go in the boxes is easy, its finding the brown paper to wrap them in thats not, I’m not kidding i went everywhere for it. Anyway there wrapped and ready to be posted tomorrow.

At the weekend me, Leyla, Mum and my mums partner Dave went away in the caravan. It was cool and it was just what i needed. We didn’t go far away from home and caravans are not the most ideal holiday with a 1 year old. But we loved it all the same. Now i was a bit of a hater when it came to caravans. We’ve all been trying to get somewhere on a weekend and gotten stuck behind one. This used to be a real pet hate of mine, that is until my mum got with a fella who owns one. Not only is it massive but its fun too. I like pulling onto a site and comparing everyones to ours. Snobbish you might say but its cool. Its a twin axled one so its pretty damn posh. And theres a kingsize bed in it. You don’t have to squash up against the sides to pass someone in it and its got a dvd player so i’m laughing. Oh my god have you heard me. I’m going to stop now because i sound like a 60 year old. I’m going to tell you what the berth is next and what upholstery i’d like. Anyway it was a good weekend. Me and mum went to play bingo for a laugh and i won £19. Leyla lost her ball in the river and i had to run down stream and paddle to get it because she was having a fit. My mum got mega sunburn and it didn’t even touch me, which is so shocking. The sun touches me and i’m a walking blister and then a leper when i start peeling. We came home on Sunday after the best fry up i’ve had in ages. I chilled and then got ready for 27, which was a bust. Nel was picking me up and he wasn’t in the best of moods when he did. He’d been working on the black car and she wasn’t having none of it. She decided to throw a paddy half an hour before 27, spat oil in his eye and managed to scratch his face. What a car!!!!! So anyway we went in the landy, had a couple of laps and the pigs turned up so we moved on to MFN. I was in high spirits because the beer supply was running low and MFN sells cheap ale. It was a good ride out everyone seemed happy enough and i enjoyed myself.

Monday morning came round too soon for me though. My head was banging and Leyla woke up at 7am. Luckily enough she crawled into bed with me and fell back to sleep until 10.30am which was just what i needed. We chilled until dinner and then went searching the shops for brown paper.

Last month i met up with an old friend that i used to go to school with. Her names Gemma. We used to be pretty close and always had a laugh. We have some right stories to tell. Anyway just before school ended we got into a blazing row and vowed never to speak to eachother again!! The funny thing is i don’t remember what we fell out about now. So anyway when i saw her she was 9months pregnant with her first baby, walking or should i say waddling through the Four Seasons. I was that shocked to see her up the stick that i just had to talk to her. Gemma never was maternal. We got chatting had tea at the Swan and caught up. She couldn’t believe that i was married and just couldn’t get over Leyla. So anyway my point is all last week we met up nearly everyday. She’s had her little boy who is now 5 weeks old and is called Logan. Were opening a club called Yummy Mummies!! We’re not really but that what we call our little mum group. There are about 4-5 of us. We spend all day leisurely doing as we please. Its great. I’m going to be gutted when Leyla starts school and i can’t do it anymore. Saying that i want a job soon so it’ll end sooner. Its going to be fun whilst it lasts though.

This is the most random post i have ever written. Ally your going to be baffled when you read it because it doesn’t make sense to me. I might be because its 1.30am and that i can’t sleep. I’ll just read this post and i’ll be out like a light!!