Rain , Rain Go Away!!!
Well lets just say that my last couple of days have been absolute dog poo!! No wdon’t get me wrong a little bit of rain doesn’t hurt anyone but this amount is just ridiculous!! Not only is it depressing but it also means that my social life struggles and that me and Leyla can’t go out and spend money. If i take Leyla out she stays bone dry because she’s got a raincover, i on the other hand come in looking like a drowned rat!! An it would be just my lick to catch the flu days before my holiday. Which may i add is on Friday. We leave in the early hours because we have a 5 hour drive, which i am not looking forward to with a 1 year old! I’m really excited though. Lots of us are going so there is always gonna be something happening and they make the best hols.
Spoke to Clarkie just half an hour ago and he’s fine. Well in fact he’s more than fine. He’s staying at a base in Kandahar at the moment and there are a lot of Americans there. They have Xboxes, Playstations, poker tables, pool tables, a cinema, coke machines. Pizza Hut and Mc D’s. Ita a special requirement they make before they go anywhere!! So he’s being spoilt at the moment. Not for long though because he’s being moved to a place the size of a warehouse and nearly 500 bunks in it. Not a lot of privacy and lots of farts and smelly feet. I do that women also share this warehouse thing and that thay are kept at one end and are surrounded with a sort of fence. An trust me i have already laid the law down there.Ive told him if he so even thinks about trying to get a quick look or even a quick feel i’ll chop his bollocks off. Its bad enough that i know they watch porn 24/7 and that he will be wanking himself silly over the porn stars. I draw a line at real birds!!! Even if he does tell me there ugly it makes no odds because be honest girls we know wht men are like and we know the have no morals when it comes to the crunch!! So anyway thats my rant done and just to recap, clarkie is fine.
Well i’m gonna go now. I think maybe i’ll have a shower or just stand on the backyard with my shampoo and shower gel. See ya!!! x x x x x x
